do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
I guess there’s a Shia LaBeouf in everyone.
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I’m going to be single forever says the girl who is actually attractive with a nice personality and just had a boyfriend last week while I smash my face against a brick wall and repel the entire male species
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it’s customary to tip delivery people you know. just saying.
(Source: staticanxiety, via tis-see-woo-na-tis)
When you care about someone so deeply and they consume your thoughts throughout your entire day. And, no matter what the fuck they do or how much they upset you or make you want to punch them in their fucking face you still would give your whole heart to make them happy in a half of a second. You…
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